Tales of Transfiguration: Part 1

It was well passed midnight at Hogwarts, and everyone was asleep in their respective dormitories.
Everyone save for two second years that is.
The young students crept silently, yet quickly, along through the halls of the seventh floor. Despite their age the two fledgling wizards were already quite powerful and skilled. They had each cast a masterful Disillusionment Charm on themselves to conceal their late night excursion.
They moved passed the tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy and stared at the wall opposite. The boys grinned and the shorter of the two stepped forward. He walked passed the wall three times until a door appeared slowly in the wall. The boys opened it and quickly slipped inside the Room of Requirement.
"Should be safe to undo these now," said a suddenly visible Ravenclaw boy.
"Yeah," said the Slytherin who appeared by his side.
The Ravenclaw was called Edward and he was rather short with brown hair that hung untidily just passed his eyebrows. He was rather pale and scrawny with dark brown eyes. His robes were well worn and a little big for him. Underneath his robes he wore a simple tee shirt and boxers, his usual bed time attire.
The Slytherin was called Will and he was half a head taller than his friend. His hair was a darker brown but was cut slightly shorter and more nicely kept. His skin was a tad darker than the Ravenclaw's and his eyes were a cool gray. Unlike Edward, Will had come from a wealthy pure blood family and it showed in his still new robes that fit perfectly. Underneath he wore only a tank top and emerald green briefs.
"So," the Ravenclaw said. He produced a large and heavy tome from somewhere inside his robes. The title read 'Advanced Body Transfiguration for Kinky Fun'. "What should we try tonight?"
"I dunno," William shrugged. "What do you wanna turn me into?"
"I was thinking maybe food," Edward said with a grin. He placed the tome down upon a table that stood along the far wall.
The Room of Requirement had become their main hangout ever since they discovered both it and the Transfiguration tome. It took on the same familiar layout each time they visited, albeit with slight differences. This time it came stocked with cupboards, an oven, and other pieces one might find in an expansive kitchen.
"Food?" William said. "Why do you wanna turn me into food?"
"To eat you of course," Edward chuckled.
"E-eat me?" Will stammered. He glanced around and finally noticed all the kitchen appliances. "Are you sure that's gonna be safe?"
"Of course it won't be safe!" Ed laughed. "But that's the fun of it isn't it?"
"I guess so..." William said quietly, blushing slightly.
"You know the drill mate," Edward said. "Strip down and climb up please." Edward patted the table.
The Slytherin second year blushed harder and did as he was told. He threw aside his robe and tank top and stood shivering in nothing but his briefs.
"Can't I keep my underwear on?" Will chuckled nervously.
"No way," Edward said. "You know clothing could mess with the transfiguration."
"Yeah but..." Will stammered.
"Here," Edward sighed. He waved his wand towards Will's crotch. The Slytherin's briefs split in the back and turned into a small green towel. Will quickly caught before it fell away.
"There, just keep that on for now," Edward said as he went back to flip through the tome.
"O-ok," Will said. He climbed up onto the table and lay down. "Thanks," he said as he lay the small bit of green cloth over his privates.
"How does pizza sound to you?" Edward asked suddenly.
"Pizza?" Will turned to cock and eyebrow at his friend.
"Yeah you know," Edward said, forgetting that his friend was still kind of new to Muggle foods and customs. "Its like oven baked dough covered in cheese and meats and stuff."
"Oh ok," Will said. "Wait, that sounds sort of complex. Are you gonna be able to turn me into something like that in one go?"
"Probably not," Edward hook his head. "I'm thinkin I'll just take you apart. Like pull of your arms and legs and head and stuff. Then turn all the different parts into the different ingredients. THEN I'll put em all together, cook it up, and viola. One pure blood pizza."
"Hang on a second!" Will blurted out. "You want to take me apart? And cook me?!"
"Yeah," Edward said simply.
"But that sounds really dangerous!"
"Oh you'll be fine," Edward said. "It's not like you'll feel the heat of the oven. You'll be food stuff at that point."
"I guess so," Will grumbled. "Still though, you wanna take my arms and legs off?"
"Relax would ya!" Edward said as he began to brandish his wand. "How many times have I turned you into weird stuff now? I know what I'm doing. YOU know I know what I'm doing."
"Ok ok, you're right," William said. "I'm so sorry I doubted you Ed."
"Now sit still please," said Ed. The second year waved his wand and got to work.

Soon enough Edward had his friend neatly dismembered and placed inches apart from itself. Will's arms sat unmoving on either side of his torso while his legs sat just below. His head was propped up just above the rest of his body so he could see it all. His torso was completely barren of extremities and lay still.
"Wow..." Will said. "This is so bizarre."
"I think it's a good look for you," Edward grinned as he tossed the now useless green towel aside.
"Har har," Will laughed dryly.
"How does it feel though?"Edward said as he knelt down closer to Will's head.
"That's the thing," Will explained. "I can't FEEL any of it. I can see myself. But I can't feel or move any of it. It's just...bizarre."
"Wicked," Edward breathed, wide eyed.
"And like," Will continued. "I can't breath but I feel like I don't need to?"
"Maybe we should keep you like this then," Ed grinned.
"You would like that wouldn't you," William blushed. Deep down he knew he liked the idea too. He would just never admit it to his friend. "Unfortunately, I'm going to need my body to finish the school year."
"Fine fine," Edward stood up and double checked the page in the tome he had chosen. "Now are you ready? I want to use your eyes for the tomatoes."
Edward rolled up his sleeves and waved his wand around Will's face. The boy's eyes shimmered and began to glow red. William groaned as they slowly grew and bulged out of his head. They grew bigger and redder until they finally came popping out as fully grown and ripened tomatoes.
"Great," Will grumbled. "Now I can't see. Couldn't you have used something else for the tomatoes?"
"What would I have used? Your eyes are like already perfectly spherical," Edward chuckled.
"I dunno, how about my heels?" Will asked, a little peeved.
"No way! I'm using your feet as the cheese," Ed said with a grin.
"What? Why?" Will asked, dumbfounded.
"I dunno! It just seemed fitting to me I guess?"
"Whatever," Will grumbled. "Just hurry up will you?"
"Oh hush," Edward placed a finger over Will's lips. "You enjoy this and you know it."
Edward waved his wand again and Will's head shrank and turned into a large mushroom. The Ravenclaw set the mushroom aside and waved his wand over Will's left arm. It twisted into a plump length of pepperoni. He waved it again over Will's right arm. It fell apart into several strips of bacon. With another wave Will's torso seemingly melted into a pile of fresh, pliable dough. Another wave separated his feet from his legs. They turned into wedges of cheddar and gouda as they dropped away. All that remained were Will's legs.
"Hmm..." Edward hummed thoughtfully. He waved his wand again and the left leg became a neat length of sausage links. One final unsure wave and the right leg fell apart into several boneless chicken breasts.
"There," Edward said as he checked all of his fresh new ingredients. "Now to just put em all together."Edward produced a bowl from one of the cupboards and placed the tomatoes inside it. He quickly and deftly mashed them up into a fine sauce. He sprinkled in some spices he found and set the bowl aside. After that he moved over to the mushroom and began to slice it up into thin pieces. As they boy sliced he waved his wand over his shoulder. A rolling pin hovered out from its rack and began to roll the mass of dough.
Once the mushroom was sliced and placed in its own bowl, Edward began cutting up the meats. He waved his wand again and the dough began to hurl itself up and down through air until it was a nice, flat, round shape. Edward rolled the edges of the dough into what would be the crust. Then he retrieved the sauce and poured it all over the dough. It was just enough to evenly coat the entire thing. A cheese grater then hovered over and began to grate the cheddar and gouda wedges. Bits of whitre sprinkled down to cover the sauce.
With the sauce and cheese and place, Edward added the chopped chicken, bacon and sausage. Finally he placed the pepperoni evenly across the pizza. The second year stepped back and admired his work.
"Now THAT is a tasty looking pizza," Edward said proudly. He waved his wand toward the oven in the corner. It roared into life and heated instantly to the temperature required. The young Ravenclaw lifted the pizza into the oven using a large wooden spatula and shut the door. He crouched down in front of it to pear in through the small window.
"You are gonna be so delicious when you're done Will," Edward said aloud. His stomach was already grumbling.

About a half hour later the oven door's opened themselves and the metal rack came sliding out. Edward tore himself away from the Transfiguration tome and rushed over to the oven.
"Mmm..." Ed moaned. He inhaled deeply. The room had been slowly filling with the scent of cooking pizza. But now that it was out and in the open air, it hit the young Ravenclaw like a blustery gust of wind.
Ed waved his wand and the pizza pan lifted itself over to the table. It slid the pizza carefully off and then promptly dashed over to the sink to wash itself.
Edward stared down at the pizza made out of his friend. The cheese bubbled and the meat glistened under its grease. The crust was a perfect golden brown and assuredly soft and wonderful inside. The sight of it caused Edward to whimper.
He pulled a pizza cutter of a nearby rack and cut the pizza into separate slices. He didn't want to spoil this moment with needless enchantments. The Ravenclaw gingerly lifted a slice and blew on in it till it cooled slightly. Then he took a bite.
"Mmm!" Edward moaned. It was the most delicious pizza he had ever eaten in his entire life. He blew on the rest of that first slice and quickly scarfed it down. Then he did it again with a second slice. Then a third. The young Ravenclaw boy ravenously devoured slice after slice until there was only one slice left.
"Oh man," Edward groaned. He swallowed the last bit of the slice he was eating and rubbed his now slightly exposed belly. "Getting kind of full."
Edward eyed the last slice of pizza. The last piece of Will. The piece he would need if he ever hoped to reconfigure his friend back to his old self.
"Although, I could probably fit just ONE last slice in..."
Edward reached slowly for that final slice of delicious pizza...